Free Sms World: 2009-09-27

Bangla Love Sms Collection By swcnetwork.blogspot.com Part: 05

Bangla Love Sms: 01
Gorur lez nore chore,
Lez ultalei gobor pore.
Jokhon shudhu gobor pore,
tor kotha mone pore.
Jotodin porbe gobor,
Ami tor nebo khobor...

Bangla Love Sms: 02
Dibbe kore bolchi tumai ar hobena vhul,
Hariye tumai aaj amija na pai vabe kul,
Roylo amar ai abedon grohon koro mura…
Aager moto e badbo tumai nikhad premer dura.

Bangla Love Sms: 03
Hoyto tomai valobesa korechilam vhul,
Taito akhon dicchi sai vhular e mashool,
Phool vabe tumari sudu kortam sadona…
Tai bodhoy soite hochcha katar jontrona.

Bangla Love Sms: 04
Dingoli jamoni houk thik e jai kata,
Tobe bolo lav ki porono sriti geta,
A Bochore puran houk tur sokol aasa,
Vaslobashar din a Tur jonna ata e kori Prottasa

Bangla Love Sms: 05
Rater Akase takale dakhi lokkho Tarar mela,
Ak Chad ka ghira e jano tader joto khela,
Bondo onek pawa jai baralay hat,
Amar kacha tui ja Bondo..Oi Akaser e Chad!!

Bangla Love Sms: 06
Hridoy khula shopa dilam turi chorona,
Eccha hole aagla rakhis hridoy gohina
Aoniccha ta chura falis kuno ek dustbina!!

Bangla Love Sms: 07
Tumi Amar Ringtone, Tumie Vibration,
Tumie Amar GP,AKTEL,djuice Connection.
Tumi Amar GPRS, Tumie Amar EDGE,
Tumie Amar Hridoy Jure NETWORK COVERAGE

Bangla Love Sms: 08
Tumar Satha Tanki Maira Manibag Faka,
Mase Mase Goccha Dilam Hazar Pachek Taka.
Akhon Tumi Kaita Poro Amai System Koira?
Eccha Kora Size koira Day Bondo Tura Doira

Bangla Love Sms: 09
Tomar Jonnae Boka Amar Pahar Soman Jala…
R Aj Sai Tumie Bolle Amai…
HABO BHAI TUMI HABOE ROYYA GELA!!

Bangla Love Sms: 10
Tumi akhon bondo…amar khub Dear,
Amakeo rakho tumar… ridoyer Near,
God chara kaoka tumi…karona Fear,
Dekhba kovo jibona tumar…asbena Tear.

Bangla Love Sms: 11
Tur jonna aanta pari akas thaka tara,
Tui bolla bachta pari oxyzen chara,
Prithibi takeo lutate pari bondo turi pai,
Abar tuie bol avaba koto r mittha bola jai!!

Bangla Love Sms: 12
Love Sms korlam send Priyar numberate,
Sms porlo giya mayer babar hate.
Kopal kharap hole buji koto kichu e hoy
Priyar baba Mobile a dakhai sudu voy.
Ak Sms ae lega galo Jilapir pach,
Taito akhon korina ar Mobile Sms.

Bangla Love Sms Collection By swcnetwork.blogspot.com Part: 05

Bangla Love Sms Collection Part: 04

Bangla Love Sms: 01

Ai Mon chai sudu tomai Valobasi,

Ai Mon chai sudu tomar kacha Aasi,

Ai Mon chai 2mer mukher aktu Hasi,

Ai Mon chai sudu thakte 2mer Pasapase

Bangla Love Sms: 02

Bestota amake dayna obosor,

Tai bole vabona amay sarthopor,

jakhane e thaki, houki joto e dure,

2me aso sarakhon ai hridoy jure

Bangla Love Sms: 03

Hridoy khula shopa dilam turi chorine,

Eccha hole agle rakhis hridoy er gohine,

Aoniccha ta chura falis kuno ek dustbine,

Bangla Love Sms: 04

Na jena na suna kokhono,Diyo nako mon.

Na jena na suna kokhono,Diyo nako mon.

Valo kore aage take jane nao,Sa kamon doron.

Aabeg ta komia alap ta jomia age jena nao tar vetor goron..Pore dio Mon!

Bangla Love Sms: 05

Hoyto tomai valobesa korechilam vhul,

Taito akhon dicchi sai vhular e mashool,

Phool vabe tumari sudu kortam sadona...

Tai bodhoy soite hochcha katar jontrona.

Bangla Love Sms: 06

Tumi achho bolei ekta notun shokal,

ekta notun alor roshni dekhi.

Shawpno dekhe beche thaker.

Ar amake ami khuje pai, ei prithibite.

Bangla Love Sms: 07

Amake sms korte thako ebong jite nao akorshonio puroshkar. 1:onek bhalobasha. 2:azibon bondhutto. 3:amar hridoye obosthan, ekdom bina mulle. Prostaber meyad totodin, ami beche achhi joto din.

Bangla Love Sms: 08

Fuler shob koli dek shubash tomay. Shurjer shob roshni jeno dey alo tomay. Amar to kichhu nei, deyar jonno tomay. Kintu ami chai, je dey she jeno shobi dey tomay.

Bangla Love Sms: 09

Hawar poroshe je gaan, shurjer aloy je ushnota, chander kirone je proshanti. Tumi na thakle bujhtei partamna. Tomer preme jibonta hoea utese modhumoy.

Bangla Love Sms: 10

Ojosro bhalobasha tomar jonno, Opirimeyo.

Ami jani ami parbona hote Majnu ba Farhad,

emonki Devdash-o. Tai bole bhebhona kom bhalobashi tomay.

Bangla Funny and Joke Sms Collection Part: 04

Funny/Joke Sms No: 01
Teacher: "Hasa" er English Ki ?
Student: LaF (Laugh)
Teacher: Good, Hasa-Hasi English ?
Student: LaFa-LaFi
Teacher: What ???

Funny/Joke Sms No: 02
Chadni Raat A: Soytan Gaan Gay, Iblish Tobla Bajay, Pori Ra Nache, Bandor Mula Chabay, Bekub Ra Mobile A Kotha Bole, Ahammok Ra Ghumay.Anyway "2mi Ato Rat A Mobile Nia Ki Koro?" 2me Kon Ta?

Funny/Joke Sms No: 03
Ami 5ti machi merechi tar moddhe 3ti machi gents, and 2ti machi ladies akhon apnader prosno thakte pare "gents-ladies ami ki vabe chinlam" tai na? ta hole sunun, 3ti machi bose-chilo seving crimer upor, R baki 2ti chilo lipsticker upor.

Funny/Joke Sms No: 04
Jekhane bondhutto, shekhane valolaga.
Jekhane valolaga, shekhane valobasha.
Jekhane valobasha, shekhane prem.
Jekhane prem, shekhane bicched.
Jekhane bicched, shekhane batha.
Ar jekhane batha, shekhane Tiger Bum.

Funny/Joke Sms No: 05
Desh bepi "NARI", "PURUSH" Digital jorip cholse.
Apni "NARI" hole amer number'a 10 tk R "PURUSH" hole 20 tk pathan. "HIJRA"hole plz tk pathaben na, amrai Bujhe nibo. Desher 1st Digital jorip Kaje help korun, Digital Bangladesh gorun.

Funny/Joke Sms No: 06
Jokhon sukh gulo aral hobe,
kacher manus por hobe,
kosto gulo pichu nebe,
chader alo nevy jabe,
sopno gulo venge jabe,
Tokhono hat barea dibo,
bolobo-GHASH GULO KHA!!

Funny/Joke Sms No: 07
Dokhiner janalay jokhon khub eka thaki,
Obelay meg kore, bristi name,
tokhon khub icche kore jante,
Ekhono 2mi ki ager motoi bisanay hishu koro?

Funny/Joke Sms No: 08
bangla film:
past: chere de shoitan, deho pabi to mon pabi na!
present: chere de shoitan,deho pabi kin2 moja pabi na!
future: chup kor shoitan, mon chaile mon pabi - deho chaile deho, sobi hobe ogochore - janbe na keho.

Funny/Joke Sms No: 09
In a party center, a boy get PROKITIR DAK & asked a girl-
Boy: Excuse me apu, poshrab korar jaygata dekhaben?
Girl: Ja dusto! 2mer ta age dekhaw tarpor amer ta!

Funny/Joke Sms No: 10
Amar basay kal tumar daoyat, tumar jonno ja ja korechi ta holo....
1)Tela Poka Chor-Chori.
2)Idurer Kabab. 3)Tiktikir jhol.
4)Mosha Vaji. 5)Masi Fry.
6)Chika Soup. 7)Snake Fried Rice.
8)Kechor Nudols. 9)Kaoya Biriyani.
10)Cats Bergar. 11)Beji vegetable Rolles. 12)Beng Vaja
Asbe kintu.........!!!!

Bangla Friendship Sms Collection Part : 01 (বাংলা ফ্রেন্ডশীপ এসএমএস)

Friendship SMS No: 01

Bondhu mane khola akash,

Bondhu mane mukti,

Bondhu mane sarajibon pase thakar chukti,

Bondhu mane ektu mondo, onek khani valo,

Bondhu mane ek sathe hajar tarar alo!

Friendship SMS No: 02

Bondhutto holo, haat ebong chokher moddhe shomporker moton. jokhon haate kono aghat lage, tokhon chokher osru jhore. Abar, jokhon chokher osru jhore, tokhon haat ta muchhe dey.

Friendship SMS No: 03

Bondo 2me hoea gesso amar khub Dear,

Amakeo rekho 2mer ridoyer Near,

Allah chara kawke 2me korona Fear,

Dekhbe kovu jibona 2mer asbena Tear

Friendship SMS No: 04

Rater Akase takale dekhi lokkho Tarar mela,

Ak Chad k ghira jano sob tarar khela,

Bondo onek pawa jai baralay hat,

Amar kacha tui je Bondu Oi Akaser e Chad!

Friendship SMS No: 05

Jani Na Ke Kal Kothai Robe;

Ki Pabe Ar Ki Harabe;

Diner Shese Jokhon Eshe;

Chobe Amay Dhusor Alo;

Bhabbo Ami Ekla Bose;

Bondhura Sob Ache Bhalo……

Friendship SMS No: 06

Allah ke bollam amake ekti brikkho dite, tini dilen bon. Bollam ekti ful dite, tini dilen bagan. Take bollam ekti beheshto dite, tini dilen tomar moton ekjon bondhu.

Friendship SMS No: 07

Jibone jokhon tomar moto shongi elo, bhanga tori jeno tirer dekha pelo. He bondhu, prarthona kori tomar jibon khushite bhore uthhuk, aloy jholmol koruk. Jodi kokhono tomar jibon andhare chheye jay, alor jonno khoda jeno amakei jalay.

Friendship SMS No: 08

Kichu megh eka,

kichu bristy osru,

Kichu alo biborno,

Kichu adar ononto,

Kichu kosto ferari,

Kichu asha Opurno,

Kichu samporko obinossor....

Jemon bondutto.

Friendship SMS No: 09

Valobasha bihin jibon holo 1 ta fol hin gas,

Kintu bondu bihin jibon holo mul hin gas,

Gas fol sar bachte pare kintu mul sara bachte pare na.

Friendship SMS No: 10

Bondhutto holo kachar moto,

Vengge gelo jora lage na,

Jodio jora lage kintu dag roea jay.

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Bangla Funny and Joke Sms Collection Part: 03

Funny/Joke Sms No: 01

ame ak rate sopna deklam tumi ulonggo hoe rastaey douraitaso .Ta dekha ekti kukur hastasa.Ami kukur atka jiggasa korlam tui hastaso kano.Kukur bollo ,ami jibona prothom kono prani dheklam jar lez samna.

Funny/Joke Sms No: 02
wife : akta khota bolbo marba nato?
hus: kija bolo na tome?
wife: ame pragrant
husb: ata to kusir khobor
wofe:biar aga akbar baba ka bolaselam babto marselo tae

Funny/Joke Sms No: 03
Akdin ak mayea Razaker huzur ke jiggas korlo,
Kono sele ke chumu dite pare?
Razaker huzur: Naozbillah
tayle kono lok ke chumu dite pare?
Razaker huzur: Astagfirullah
Apnake chumu dite pare?
Razaker huzur: Jee, Bismillah.

Funny/Joke Sms No: 04
O sms gie amar salam bolish. Save korle dhonnobad dish. Delit korle pashani bolish ar jodi na pore to sms charge nie nish.

Funny/Joke Sms No: 05
Chumo holo premer chabi. Prem holo bier tala. Bie holo bachcha- kachchar baxo.. Ar bachcha- holo Bangladesher shomoshsha (population). Tai chumo khaoa theke biroto thako.

Funny/Joke Sms No: 06
Ami pathore tomar nam likhlam, ar pathorta khoye gelo. Ami kagoje tomar nam likhlam, ar kagojta chhire gelo. Ami hreedoye tomar nam likhlam, ar amar "HEART ATTACK" hoye gelo!!!

Funny/Joke Sms No: 07
Ami thhik korechhilam, tomake prithibir shobcheye shundor ebong mishti upoharta pathhabo. Kintu postman chitkar kore bollo,...ber hooo haramjada postbox theke.

Funny/Joke Sms No: 08
2mi ekhon ki korchho, bolbo? Boi porchho? Na, na! gun shunchho? Uhu! Tv dekhchho? Nah! Yaah, dhore felechhi-- ! Amar sms porchho. Oh, ekhon tumi hashchho. Hashte thako.

Funny/Joke Sms No: 09
Shundori tumi hote paro, tai bole amio dekhte kharap noi. Shurommo dalane tumi thaktei paro, tai bole amio pother bhikheri noi. Bhalobeshar por bolchho je tumi bibahita, kan khule shune nao amio bachelor noi

Funny/Joke Sms No: 10
Mone achhe shei dintir kotha, jhir-jhir hawa boichhilo, train ta platform-e darolo, tumi amay dekhle, ami ekta close-up hashi dilam, tumi guti paye kachhe ele ar bolle Allahrwaste kichhu dengo baba!

Bangla Funny and Joke Sms Collection Part: 02

Sms No: 01
Paglagarode ek pagoler oparetion hobe. Doctor, nurse shobai prostut. Kintu pagolta ekhono prostut hoy ni. Karon she ekhon amar sms-ta porte besto.

Sms No: 02
ki shundor chokhgulo tomar. Ki mishti konthho tomar. Ki shundor chehara tomar. Khoda tomake emoni baniechhen je mone hoy- sheora gachh theke bujhi kono petni neme eshechhe.

Sms No: 03
Eta ekta jadu. Tomar mobile er down key char bar chapo, tumi Aishwaria Rai ke tomar mobile dekhte pabe. Hay khoda ajo manush toke bekub banay?

Sms No: 04
Taragulor shothhik shongkha gune ber koro, tomar mongol hobe. ************ ************** Kire bekub pathha? Dine- dupure tare gunchhish kenore?

Sms No: 05
Jodi amar ekta camera thakto, ami tomar hashi, tomar smriti, tomar protiti muhurter chhobi tultam. Ar rakhtam...... amar............. rannaghore. Indurder bhoy dekhate.

Sms No: 06
Ekta banorer tinta bachcha achhe. 1st ta khela korchhe, 2nd ta kola khachchhe ar 3rd ta holo she, je ei sms porchhe. Kire bandor kemon asot?

Sms No: 07
Ore kharaper roshogolla, paper borfi, beimanir laddu, haramir chamcham, bodmayeshir payesh, dhokabazir shorbot, miththa kothar roshomalai- tumi na jaaa mishti!

Sms No: 08
Allah beheshter janala khule amake dekhe jiggesh korlen, ajker dine tomar chahida ki? Ami bollam, he khoda doya kore shei shundor manushtar ichchha puron korun je amar sms ta porchhe.

Sms No: 09
Jol pore- Pata nore, Moha GOBET SMS pore. Ore BEKUB rego-na, mobile chure felo-na. Ei SMS porbe Joto, Buddhi hobe Gorur moto.

Sms No: 10
20 ta bosor dhore mon diea pora suna kore,
R parchina guru, sai j patsala theke suru.
Parar joto chele chilo, sobar ghore bou elo.
Ma bole mon dia por, somoy hole tui o badhbi ghor.
O re ar parchina guru, sai j patsala theke suru.
Obosese mayer doa puron holo, ghore amar futfute bou elo.
Ful sojja rate, ak Gusso ful hate,
Bou k sudhai, amar jibone tumie prothom,
tomar jibone ami ki tai? bou hese bole,
R parchina guru sei j patsala theke suru!
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Sms No: 03
Ami akhon ondhokare megh legese chade,
Tobu amer bashori mon 2mer jonno kade

Sms No: 04
Amer shoke soriea dio,
joba fuler lal,
Bondu ami 2mer nishi,
Jagbo chiro kal

Sms No: 05
Ami 2mer bondu hobo,
Bristi veja sharir moto,
Suddho jol a saner moto
Happy friendship day

Sms No: 06
Ami 2mer bondu hobo,
Shiuli fota vorer moto,
Dupur rode boter moto,
Rater ga-a tarer moto

Sms No: 07
Ami 2mer bondu hobo,
Jol er nicha cha-ear moto,
Nokshi tola kathar moto,
Shit ar rate omer moto

Sms No: 08
Roj sokale rodh pohate,
2mer bare jay,
Doro bondu amer ghore,
Shiter katha nay

Sms No: 09
Sara shohor khuje beray,
2mer jode dekha pay,
Chokh bujlay e 2may dekhi,
Khulle dekhi 2me nay.

Sms No: 10
Akhane okhane japito jibone,
Tumul bristi houk,
Betitha rodhone biroho bijone,
Futuk premer surjalok
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Bangla Shuvo Nobo Borsho sms Collection-01

No: 01

Tomar jonno Sokal, Dupur, Tomar jonno Sondha,
Tomar jonno sokol Golap,sob Rojoniogondha,
Tomar jonno sob Sur, tomar jonno Chondo,
Notun bosor boye anuk Onabil Annondo. Shuvo Nobo Borsho.

No: 01

Tor eccha golo ure beyrak pakhna doti mele,
Dinguli tur jak na jeno emni hese khele,
Opurno na thaka jano tor kono iccha,
Ai kamonay bondo toke nobo borsher suveccha.

No: 03

Notun Surjo, Notun Pran, Notun Shur, Notun Gan,
Notun Alloy katuk adhar, Par hoye jao okul pathar,
Katuk Bishad Asuk Horso, Suvo hok APNAR NOBOBORSHO.

No: 04
Choitrer Raat Sheshe Shurjo Ashe Notun Beshe,
Shei Shurjer Rongin Aalo Muche Dik Tomar Jiboner Shokol Kalo,
SHUVO NOBOBORSHO

No: 05
Sharoter haway dule Shovra Kashful,
Nodir 2 kul tai Anonde Bakul.
1 Chilte Megher 1 tukro Alo,
Kisu china shudo thako Onek Valo.
Shuvo Nobo Borsho

No: 06
Dinguli jemoni hok thik e jai Kate,
Tobe bolo lav ki purono sriti Geta,
A Bochore puron houk tomar Sokol Asha,
Nobo Borsho te tomar jonno ata e kori prottasa.

No: 07
Bondhu mane Nil Sagore Uchle Pora Dheu,
Bondhu mane Apon Kore Khuja Newa Kau.
Bondhu mane Dure Giyeo Thaka Kachakachi,
Sokal-bikel Janie dewea “BONDHU AMI ACHI”
Shuvo Nobo Borsho

No: 08
Jodi Rong Chao, Dibo Fuler Nirjas;
Jodi Canvas Chao, Dibo Suvro Akash;
Bonduta Chao Jodi, Pran Die Dibo;
Chao Jodi Vule Jete,Chal Tule Nebo.
Shuvo Nobo Borsho

No: 09
Bondhu thake Shukher Dine
Bondhu thake Dukher Dine
Boishakeri Jhoro Haway
Boshonteri Snigdho Melay
Bondhu 2mi Acho Bole
Hashte Pari Mon Khule
Shuvo Nobo Borsho

No: 05
Ting tong.. Open the door.!
K.k.? Ami sms.
Ki chao.?
Akta katha balbo.. Balo
SHUVO NOBO BORSHO...

Bangla Love Sms Collection Part: 03

Bastota amake dayna obosor,
Tai bola vabona amai sarthopor,
jakhane e thaki, thaki joto e dura...
Tumi aacho sarakhon ai hridoy jura.

Hoyto tomai valobesa korechilam vhul,
Taito akhon dicchi sai vhular e mashool,
Phool vabe tumari sudu kortam sadona...
Tai bodhoy soite hochcha katar jontrona.

Tomay bhalobese ki pelam ami
tumey ba ki dile amay
tomar preme pagol pothik ami
tao ki bujhte paro na tumi

Dingoli jamoni houk thik e jai kata,
Tobe bolo lav ki porono sriti geta,
A Bochore puran houk tur sokol aasa,
New Year a Tur jonna ata e kori Prottasa.

Tomar jonna Sokal, Dupur tomar jonna Sondha,
Tomar jonna sokol Gulap & Rojonigondha.
Tomar jonnae sob Sur tomar jonnae Chondo
Noton Bochor boya anuk Onabil Anondo.

Rater Akase takale dakhi lokkho Tarar mela,
Ak Chad ka ghira e jano tader joto khela,
Bondo onek pawa jai baralay hat,
Amar kacha tui ja Bondo..Oi Akaser e Chad!!

Hridoy khula shopa dilam turi chorona,
Eccha hole aagla rakhis hridoy gohina
Aoniccha ta chura falis kuno ek dustbina!

Tumi Amar Ringtone, Tumie Vibration,
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Tumar Satha Tanki Maira Manibag Faka,
Mase Mase Goccha Dilam Hazar Pachek Taka.
Akhon Tumi Kaita Poro Amai System Koira?
Eccha Kora Size koira Day Bondo Tura Doira!

Tomar Jonnae Boka Amar Pahar Soman Jala...R Aj Sai Tumie Bolle Amai...HABO BHAI TUMI HABOE ROYYA GELA!!

Na jena na suna kokhono, Diyo nako mon.
Valo kore aage take jane nao,Sa kamon doron.
Aabeg ta komia aalap ta jomia aage jena nao tar vator goron..Pore dio Mon!

Potla-potla totti ata he, khane ko man nahi karta,Dr.:Ye lo dawai,mota-mota totti ayega,Jesi Marzi Kaat Aur KHAA..

Love Sms korlam send Priyar numberate,
Sms porlo giya mayer babar hate.
Kopal kharap hole buji koto kichu e hoy
Priyar baba Mobile a dakhai sudu voy.
Ak Sms ae lega galo Jilapir pach,
Taito akhon korina ar Mobile Sms

Tumi akhon bondo...amar khub Dear,
Amakeo rakho tumar... ridoyer Near,
God chara kaoka tumi...karona Fear,
Dekhba kovo jibona tumar...asbena Tear