Bangla Funny and Joke Sms Collection Part: 04

Funny/Joke Sms No: 01
Teacher: "Hasa" er English Ki ?
Student: LaF (Laugh)
Teacher: Good, Hasa-Hasi English ?
Student: LaFa-LaFi
Teacher: What ???

Funny/Joke Sms No: 02
Chadni Raat A: Soytan Gaan Gay, Iblish Tobla Bajay, Pori Ra Nache, Bandor Mula Chabay, Bekub Ra Mobile A Kotha Bole, Ahammok Ra Ghumay.Anyway "2mi Ato Rat A Mobile Nia Ki Koro?" 2me Kon Ta?

Funny/Joke Sms No: 03
Ami 5ti machi merechi tar moddhe 3ti machi gents, and 2ti machi ladies akhon apnader prosno thakte pare "gents-ladies ami ki vabe chinlam" tai na? ta hole sunun, 3ti machi bose-chilo seving crimer upor, R baki 2ti chilo lipsticker upor.

Funny/Joke Sms No: 04
Jekhane bondhutto, shekhane valolaga.
Jekhane valolaga, shekhane valobasha.
Jekhane valobasha, shekhane prem.
Jekhane prem, shekhane bicched.
Jekhane bicched, shekhane batha.
Ar jekhane batha, shekhane Tiger Bum.

Funny/Joke Sms No: 05
Desh bepi "NARI", "PURUSH" Digital jorip cholse.
Apni "NARI" hole amer number'a 10 tk R "PURUSH" hole 20 tk pathan. "HIJRA"hole plz tk pathaben na, amrai Bujhe nibo. Desher 1st Digital jorip Kaje help korun, Digital Bangladesh gorun.

Funny/Joke Sms No: 06
Jokhon sukh gulo aral hobe,
kacher manus por hobe,
kosto gulo pichu nebe,
chader alo nevy jabe,
sopno gulo venge jabe,
Tokhono hat barea dibo,
bolobo-GHASH GULO KHA!!

Funny/Joke Sms No: 07
Dokhiner janalay jokhon khub eka thaki,
Obelay meg kore, bristi name,
tokhon khub icche kore jante,
Ekhono 2mi ki ager motoi bisanay hishu koro?

Funny/Joke Sms No: 08
bangla film:
past: chere de shoitan, deho pabi to mon pabi na!
present: chere de shoitan,deho pabi kin2 moja pabi na!
future: chup kor shoitan, mon chaile mon pabi - deho chaile deho, sobi hobe ogochore - janbe na keho.

Funny/Joke Sms No: 09
In a party center, a boy get PROKITIR DAK & asked a girl-
Boy: Excuse me apu, poshrab korar jaygata dekhaben?
Girl: Ja dusto! 2mer ta age dekhaw tarpor amer ta!

Funny/Joke Sms No: 10
Amar basay kal tumar daoyat, tumar jonno ja ja korechi ta holo....
1)Tela Poka Chor-Chori.
2)Idurer Kabab. 3)Tiktikir jhol.
4)Mosha Vaji. 5)Masi Fry.
6)Chika Soup. 7)Snake Fried Rice.
8)Kechor Nudols. 9)Kaoya Biriyani.
10)Cats Bergar. 11)Beji vegetable Rolles. 12)Beng Vaja
Asbe kintu.........!!!!

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